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Javi Your Way and Pro The Artist on THC - #81

OfficialHeir Season 1 Episode 81

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Episode 81 of The Heir Cast is a straight throwback—no filters, no structure, just the homies locked in and letting it fly.

This one gets reckless in the best way. We dive headfirst into red pill debates, break down red flags in dating (from both sides), and challenge each other on what actually matters vs what just sounds good on the internet. It’s part barbershop talk, part group therapy, part “we probably shouldn’t say this on camera”… but we did anyway.

Somewhere between the drinks, we get into pool talk, sports takes, and the kind of random, unfiltered conversations that only happen when everyone’s comfortable enough to be real—and maybe a little too honest.

If you’ve been rocking with the show, this is one of those episodes that reminds you why you started listening in the first place.

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SPEAKER_03

Another day, another dollar, another day, another cast. We're back on the track with my dogs in the lab. Prototype, y'all seen him before. My dog. The pro in the building. And today we have a special guest. First time on the block, first time in the building. BK says you could have it your way. But my dog says, have it your way.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, sir. We're in the building. I added the word love to it on my IG after I went to some BS with some chicks. I was like, I'm gonna be a little petty. I added love at the end.

SPEAKER_03

So have it your way, love.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, like have it your way, love.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, have it your way, love. Love if you're listening, and we know you are. Have it your way, little mama or little papa, whatever, whatever.

SPEAKER_05

Nah, stop playing. No, but it's a worldwide thing. Okay, that's a specific thing. Okay, my bad, my bad.

SPEAKER_03

As an artist, I feel like the things I put out, like, like I'm official heir. So now I've grown up and I'm like, it's not just about being an official heir, you're official heirs. If you're a daughter, you're an official heirs. Anybody out there, you're an official heir, you're in an official heirs. I've realized that now growing up. I don't want to exclude nobody. So the have of your way thing, I thought it was more like a have of your way, love. Whether you know, little mama, little papa, whatever. That's my point. But I get you, it's it's you is having your way, love, with the rose. I I I imagined you throwing the rose. Yeah, yeah. Pause. Imagining other guys. Get an intro on the intro. We don't got no intros, bro. We just vibe. We just vibe the thing, bro. It's the aircraft. It's my first time, first time, first time. Nah, we're Gucci, bro. That's what she said. It's my first time. It's my first time. I don't usually do this, but she does.

SPEAKER_05

But she does, but she does.

SPEAKER_03

How do you feel about that when somebody not somebody, a little mama tells you a surety, a female, a partner, like, I've never done this before, but I'm a hero. I am about to do it. Do you usually feel like it's a lie, or do you think it's the truth?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I think it's a lie.

SPEAKER_03

How about you? For sure.

SPEAKER_02

99%. She's not.

SPEAKER_03

You both think it's a lie. I'm a nerd. I'm such a clown. I'm like, yeah, I believe it. I'm like, I know you've never done it, but this is why I'm special. This is why I'm the official heir. It's like poetry. Come through.

SPEAKER_04

It's only because I'm special. Now speak it to the mic.

SPEAKER_03

It's like poetry. It sounds good. Now speak it to the pop the cock cast. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Whatever. It doesn't have to be first time sexually. It'd be like, oh, this is my first time ever like riding a horse. First time ever skydiving. First time ever going on a jet ski. Anyways, my dog, have it your way. Professional in a lot of things. Just like we got prototype in the building, a professional in a lot of things. How do you feel about pool? Do you play pool? Are you a billiards guy? Do you call it pool or billiards?

SPEAKER_02

No, I play pool.

SPEAKER_03

It's called pool.

SPEAKER_02

But pool is like we just do it recreationally.

SPEAKER_03

But it's the same thing. But you're just saying you call it pool.

SPEAKER_02

I call it pool.

SPEAKER_03

What do you call it? Pool or billiards. I call it pool.

SPEAKER_04

Billiards is the place where you play pool.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, that's what it is. Billiards is a place where you play pool.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I thought billiards is the name of the game. Because a pool is where I dive in and I'm about to dive in. That's what a pool is to me. A pool is like, yo, I'm gonna go to the pool.

SPEAKER_02

No, in the English language, there's you know the there's one word that means a bunch of shit.

SPEAKER_03

True. A homophone. A hama home. Alright, anyways. Patrick Mahomes. Shout out, Patrick Mahomes. Anyways, so are you good at pool? Do you do you say I'm good at pool? Are you confident if somebody says let's play pool?

SPEAKER_02

Do you want betting money on me? I'll play.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, but you won't bet money on you.

SPEAKER_02

After the first game, I see how you play, and then we see where the money is.

SPEAKER_03

Oh what a my dog he's looking at the camera like, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Little do you know.

SPEAKER_03

How long have you been playing pool? Because my guy here is a professional, so I wouldn't say I'm a professional.

SPEAKER_05

I think I'm better than most people.

SPEAKER_03

That's what a professional would say.

SPEAKER_05

Nah, I'm average. There's dudes that fucking wreck, they fucking run out of table on me.

SPEAKER_03

So that's a mental perspective. So no people are always gonna be better than you. So that's that's that's fire. That's how you know you're a gangster, because you're like, yeah, I'm raw, but yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

No, I always know that there's somebody.

SPEAKER_03

That means you're always gonna get better. Yeah, I think makes sure you're always gonna get better, that guarantees that.

SPEAKER_05

So yeah, I've been playing since fuck. I remember my mom had uh a cafeteria. They both they owned my parents, they owned the cafeteria. They had two pool tables, eight foot tables, and I would play since the moment that they would that they would open. Wow. Fucking six of the morning. This was in the summer though, because mind you, I was still going to school, but in the summer.

SPEAKER_03

So the only opportunity you had was the summer to be there.

SPEAKER_05

Well, not really. Like obviously after school, I would go and and sh run it up, you know.

SPEAKER_03

But in the summertime, you're not in school, so the time that you would be in school, you're there at the shop.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, so in the summer, that I would be I would go with my mom to to the to the cafeteria, and bro, I would play till they closed.

SPEAKER_02

That's not that's not average, by the way.

SPEAKER_05

And it was that's super gangster. I was I was bro, I think I was like, man, no lie, like I think I was like in third grade, bro. Third grade, third grade grade, fourth grade.

SPEAKER_03

I've always I've always known about pool, but like I'd play here and there when my dad would take me out, like we're just vibing. Yeah, but they would my parents would put me in summer camp, in Babcock summer camp, like it's a highly recreational park. Fire like you could go to the rec center, but then you could play pay for a private service where your kid has it was a tremendous experience, bro. It was one of the coolest things in my life. To this day, I feel like I'm gonna write a book just based on that moment in my life, those chapters. Because every summer I would look forward to doing this and leaving my private school environment where there's nobody getting girls, girlfriends aren't anything, and like you are not going on field trips, or if you are, it's like once a year, twice a year, tops. It's like that whole vibe was crazy. And I was in a private school to like fifth grade, so like going to this public like it was a private elementary uh uh summer camp program, pero like it felt like public school. Like a lot of the kids went to public school. You you saw the kids that were in the rec center that weren't in the private summer camp, so that it kind of had that public school vibe, and it was so cool because we'd have you know field trips, but then the times we weren't doing field trips, we're there in the park, and there's games. You're either playing strategio, parchezi, uh card games, or you're playing pool. I've always loved pool, and that was kind of like how I got a little bit better at pool. I don't think I'm good at pool, but I think I could like you know defend myself and I think I'm pretty good. I'd love to play you and pool and see how fast we beat me.

SPEAKER_05

I try to try to hit you. Well, yeah, but we were out.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it was a while to do it. I was definitely trying to like I want to do like a planned thing, like I want to plan a date. Pause, no diddy. But like, yeah, I'm gonna beat you in pool. And I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna upset you because it's gonna be that crazy.

SPEAKER_02

You and you said you wouldn't bet on yourself. But you went to private school, that's luxury.

SPEAKER_03

I went to private school till fifth grade, yeah. My mom and dad as well held it down. They were together, they were like, Yeah, we're gonna put this guy at Edison private school. I'm an eagle. I was an eagle. And then I went to Miamix middle and I was a warrior, and then I became an owl for eighth grade in Miamix K three. And then high school was crazy. I was a Trojan, a gator, and a thoroughbred.

SPEAKER_05

Holy fuck. So you would have just going to school. What are your mascots?

SPEAKER_03

What are your mascots?

SPEAKER_05

Fuck. Um, I did a I did a year, fuck. I I don't know what the I know the mascot from my main school. What's the main school? Uh Springs, Springs? High school. High school, yeah. So that's uh I think it's the Hawks. Yeah, those hawks. But I did a year, I did a year in Goleman.

SPEAKER_03

You did a year in Goleman? So you're a Hawks and a gator. You're a flying gator.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, I can't I have something. Well, he don't got wings, but I got a gator. A gator hawk, that's funny.

SPEAKER_03

We'll find a better picture and have it there for them.

SPEAKER_05

But oh yeah, yeah, but I got a gator on me. Got a gator. I flex with them.

SPEAKER_02

What about you? Uh you said I was a Trojan for half a like HML? That's HML. Is it Highly High? I went to HML for like Yeah, HML Trojans, yeah. I went for like for like nine weeks.

SPEAKER_03

To HML for nine weeks. I love that. You still gotta say you went there. That's yeah, it's part of your journey.

SPEAKER_02

I just went for the Trojans.

SPEAKER_03

And where else?

SPEAKER_02

Um I went to Matter Academy for a little bit, so I was a lion.

SPEAKER_03

A lion. Damn. Lion. Did you say how it reference?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I was kicked out of a bunch of schools, so what other schools?

SPEAKER_03

That's all those are all part of your mascots.

SPEAKER_02

I was kicked out of middle school, so uh the only the only schools that accept him with HML.

SPEAKER_03

So just to paint a picture for both of you, you know Ben 10. Do you guys know Ben 10?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, the show.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, the guy he has Ben 10. For for y'all listening that don't know, Ben 10 has a watch. He's a superhero, he has a watch, and his watch is like a it's like a technological advancement where it has 10 different options, and they're all 10 different aliens that have 10 different strengths and superpowers. One flies, one is super strong, one turns into like an ant-man, it's like a super snake or whatever. I don't know.

unknown

They're right down here.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, they're the OG White Boy. I love it. The editing is crazy. The power of the editing of the podcast. They're all right down here, like OJ Whiteboard just said. They're all right down here. So when I look at the when I ask you guys what are your mascots, it's not really what high schools did you go to. We could answer it like that too. But it's more like, yeah, but that that's kind of how you have to answer it. But my thing is more like what are your mascots? Like what are the animals or or things that are because a mascot isn't always an animal. So I look at it like we're all Ben 10 or whatever. I'm Air Air 4, 5, 6, I'm air like seven. I'm air seven. You're havi, you said hawks.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, well, I mean, if you're referencing high school, but all mascots that we've ever had in our lives.

SPEAKER_03

From elementary, because I was an eagle till fifth grade, and then I was a warrior for six and seventh, and then I was an owl for eighth, and then the high school was I had a threesome with my mascots.

SPEAKER_05

No cap. I don't remember. I just remember the the high school one.

SPEAKER_03

Well, that's uh that's cool. Fuck school. Yeah, fuck school. And then all right, anyways. I I had to go out. I had to go out for that, guys. Listen, hey guys, that's what he had a threesome with mascots. He don't know who was under there. Hey, yo, pause. Hey yo, pause. My dad just said off camera. He don't know who I've said this on our last episode. My dad knows all these young references. Oh, hey yo, pause. Whose dad says that? This was I have the coolest dad. That's a cool dad. That's a cool dad. That's a cool dad, man. Shout out to my dad. Dad, if you're listening and we know you are because you're in the room with us. Picture of him right here. Big picture. Cool picture. Actually, never mind. Speaking of pause, we're gonna put the picture of him with Diddy now. So we had one picture, and now we're gonna have a second picture. What the? He has a picture with Diddy. My dad met Diddy. That's been the game. I know working.

SPEAKER_05

I know. I told you when I saw him here, I was like, man, it's an honor, you know. Seeing him. Imagine how to do it. I was like in high school, you know, like, well, I think it was like high school, middle school. I remember seeing seeing him part of the movement. My old boy. Yeah, your dad. Um Mayback Latino, am I right? Yes. I was like Mayback Latino. What the fuck? That's Saucy. That boy saucy for real.

SPEAKER_03

No, it's Saucy Osbourne is the new name. I'm officially changing my Instagram name today. It's Saucy Osbourne now. It's been him Diesel for a couple months. Saucy Osborne. Now it's Saucy Osbourne. What's uh Ozzy Osbourne's band? Black Sabbath. Black Sabbath. I'm Chico Sabbath. Chico Sabbath. That's what we're doing here.

SPEAKER_05

You gotta bite an iguana instead of a bat. Nah, I won't eat no live animals. It was him, right? That bit that bat.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, that's absolutely him.

SPEAKER_05

It was a pigeon. Oh shit, that was a bat. Oh, a pigeon. I thought it was a bat, too. I thought I thought it was a bat.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, you learn or you laugh. This is the air cap.

SPEAKER_05

That's probably what we're probably. But if he's Chico It was a real pigeon that flew into the it was a concert.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, and then he grabbed it. My dad is saying the whole story of Ozzie Osborne eating the the the bat right now.

SPEAKER_04

Wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_03

So they have part of the show somebody threw what pigeon feed?

SPEAKER_04

It wasn't a show. It was there in a conference room. Concert.

SPEAKER_03

Conference. Conference room.

SPEAKER_04

With the record label. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, listening session. So we're gonna do a couple cuts right now. Well, no, we're not gonna do a couple cuts. Bobby Schmurder, like uh all these artists nowadays have famous moments of stop, Danny. All these artists have famous moments where they hop on the the table and they start performing the records to the audience and to the the label heads. So Ozzie Osborne was doing that. He was doing his version of Bobby on the table and performing.

SPEAKER_04

Typically the Bobby Schmurder thing?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Ozzy was doing it. He did that. He's the first one. It's really Bobby Osborne, is what he's trying to do. Ozzie Schmurder. But anyways, Ozzie Schmurdered the bird. So he's there doing his thing, and somebody they brought birds into the office. What is wrong with these people?

SPEAKER_01

She tried to take it.

SPEAKER_03

Peter was all over this. Peter's like, oh yeah? We're pushing Peter. Nah, that was a while ago.

SPEAKER_04

It was before Peter got big.

SPEAKER_03

Existed. But whatever. There's a picture of him. Crazy.

SPEAKER_04

With the blood on his head. He bit that bird's head off.

SPEAKER_03

I've never seen that. I've seen his teeth. I thought I saw it, but I thought it was in a concert. I'm clearly wrong. No, no, it's not a concern.

SPEAKER_01

No, they they mimicked it and redid it at concerts. Oh, that's what I've seen. Yes.

SPEAKER_03

That's what I've seen. Wow. Ozzy White Boy educating the podcast always. We can't do this without OG Y Boy.

SPEAKER_01

He also did the bats too in concert.

SPEAKER_03

The bats. I thought it was always a bat. It's really a pigeon.

SPEAKER_01

I believe it's fake stuff.

SPEAKER_03

Listen, if you never knew that, Ozzy Elsport never ate a bat. It was technically a pigeon and he recreated, recreated it with bats. He didn't eat it.

SPEAKER_06

He's he just bit the head off.

SPEAKER_03

Wait, so my dad said he didn't eat it, he just bit the head off. Listen, if somebody's blowing you and they say, I didn't eat your cum, I just spit it out. What are we talking about? You you ate it. Ozzy Osborne ate the bat, he just spit it out. My dad's disgusted all these sexual things.

SPEAKER_05

That would be turning it up real quick. Wait, I was trying to say something though. If you're Chico Osborne, then what would you be like, well, animal would be like a big thing. So all right, technically, if we're I said an iguana, I don't know. I'm I'm not gonna have this.

SPEAKER_03

An animals are great. And I don't know. Hypothetically speaking, though. But hypothetically, if if it was another guy that was Chico Sabbath, then I'd be like, oh, you gotta do it. You're Chico Sabbath. You're official. If I wasn't me, I'd put it.

SPEAKER_05

But I said you were Chico Osborne, because you said it's like I'm Chico Osborne.

SPEAKER_03

Well, yeah. Well, it was really Chico Sabbath. I said I'm saucy Osborne. Saucy part of it. It's part of Chico Sabbath. That'd be my band. Because Ozzy Osbourne is part of Black Sabbath, and I'm not black, so I can't be Black Sabbath. I'm Chico. So, anyways, I'm Chico Sabbath, and instead of a bat, if I had to choose the animal, I had to eat. If somebody had a gun to my head and said you gotta eat an animal on stage or in the office with your label heads, yeah. I'm gonna stick to what my people, the Cuban people, and people that believe in Santeria. Not that I believe in Santeria, but that whole mythology and religion believes in like bats, uh not bats, believes in chickens, chickens, little little pit little chickens. And I feel like that'd be the easiest thing I could bite the head off and completely spit it out and be like, hey, you guys for doing this to me. And no, and then yeah, I'll do that just to get the check, get the bag, get the label, and then guess what? The second I get the check clears, we're doing a whole this album on the label, and we're gonna fucking get the lawyers involved and be like, yeah, they made me do this, and that's it, I'm gonna blow up. But yeah, I would never do that. But if I had to do it, that's what I would do. I'd be like, get a little chicken so we can market the Santander dollars and like my dog can understand. He's a chico, he was doing it because you know what else am I gonna eat? A vulture? A crow? It's it's crazy. What else am I gonna eat? Now I'm gonna flip it on you guys. This is my podcast. What animals are you guys gonna eat? Jesus Christ, a bird has to be, right? We're gonna stick to birds. One bird you have to eat. I have a bird. My one of my pets is a bird. So how imagine how I feel thinking about eating a bird's head off. I love my bird. He always tries to bite my finger off every day. I feed him, and I will never think about biting off. Well, I'm not eating no chicken heads. But you have to. I just said I did it. You can't just say that. If I would have done that, this this wouldn't be a podcast. This would be a terrible one. Are you talking about an actual animal?

SPEAKER_02

I'm talking about a chicken heads.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, you're not eating out no chicken heads. I get it. So I love it. Give me an actual bird now. A chicken is easy. A chicken loses its head and still walks around. You met one of those? Not a Jesus. This guy with the chokes. Hey, the Procast coming soon.

SPEAKER_02

Uh bird, a bird that I will eat the head off. That shit sounds crazy.

SPEAKER_03

This is a crazy conversation. That's what we do here on the aircraft. We have crazy conversations.

SPEAKER_05

I gotta Google, I gotta Google my bird really quick if I can do that. You have a specific bird? Yeah, I have a bird. Get it, get it, get it, get it. That's a bar, for real. That's a bar. I forgot his n the name of it.

SPEAKER_03

This is like in wrestling when it's a triple threat match, and then like there's three guys, but one of the guys gets injured, and now it's just me and you just going back and forth, and it's like now we're gonna figure it out while he does that. So, bird, what's the bird? Okay, I got it. That was quick. The hawk. And now he came back and started hitting us. He's like, Oh, you guys think you're fighting by yourself? Alright, he got the answer. You said a hawk? Yeah. A hawk. A hawk's powerful. But I get it. That's actually a powerful thing. Prototype ate the fucking thing you didn't say parrot, because then I've been like, damn, my poor bird. Anyways. Okay, got it.

SPEAKER_05

What you got? What's your you're gonna eat your own bird that you have? I'm going, I'm going with the paragrind falcon. It's the world's fastest bird in the in um in the sky, I guess? With diving speeds over 190 miles per hour.

SPEAKER_03

Does anybody want to do it? Because apparently everybody controls the edits now, besides me. Yeah, we're right down here. Like OGY boys says, right down here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I fucks with that bird. That's yeah. Be careful, fucking with too many birds. Mission. Mission. Yeah. Um, so anyways, we talked about billiards. So you know about the different spins. I just recently learned that. I just recently learned about billiards. Yeah, yeah, back to billiards. That's the album, billiards and birds. Actually, that's the name of the episode, billiards of birds. So I've been playing billiards my whole life. Pool, whatever you guys call it.

SPEAKER_02

I recently been playing pool at the billiards.

SPEAKER_03

I've been playing pool at the billiards. Okay, yeah, my dad sing. That's funny. Alright, I'm not gonna say it. Anyways, I hope that's it. You said you've been playing straight eight by the biggest. I just I just nine P's, straight eight. Alright, anyways. So I learned recently with with with pool and Joe Rogan. Shout out to Joe Rogan, if you're listening, we know you are, about pool, and there's different types of ways to hit the ball. There's different spins, and it's the revolutions of a ball. How many times the ball is spinning, which controls how you hit the ball. My whole life until this week. Every time I hit pull, I'm like, I have my bridge, I think I have a cool bridge, and I'm like, okay, the bridge is gonna help me out. Sometimes I switch the bridge if I have to. But the idea is am I hitting the ball soft? Am I slicing it? It's that it's either hitting it direct, hitting it like softly, but like it's either way, it's direct or slicing. Those are the two terms to me. But I recently realized there's a top a top spin, bottom spin, bottom spin, yeah. And what's the third one? So they're called English. English. Yeah, in basketball, when they do a layup, oh he put a little bit of English on the ball.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, exactly. Wow, same thing. Great analogy. So you do left English, right English. Um you're hitting a little spin on it.

SPEAKER_03

When you say English, you're hitting a spin on it so it curves.

SPEAKER_05

But what what so imagine like the the cue ball, the white ball, right? And you guide yourself through the center. Right? So imagine like you're the center of the ball. You let's say you're already familiar with the the the language, the lingo, and I'll be like, man, that shot hit it with left English. You're gonna go to the left of the ball.

SPEAKER_03

What I would say is slice it left, like slice on the left side. Like I mean, to me.

SPEAKER_05

But slicing is really cut. When you say slicing, I'm thinking you're cutting something.

SPEAKER_03

Right, cutting. That's why I just said it's like a really topic.

SPEAKER_05

If you're talking about the way the ball hit it further, hit it long ways. Or or hit it, hit it top spin. When you hit a top spin, the ball follows.

SPEAKER_03

Uh yes, top spin.

SPEAKER_05

Or you hit it, you hit it um down low, super low. I forgot the term of bottom spin. I guess yeah, bottom spin. You hit it from the bottom, the ball will come back to you. Oh, and then you could do it. You know how to do that? Yeah, and then you could do it videos. I have videos, bro. I can show you. I can do like a game. Then I can do it. Then I can do it a ball.

SPEAKER_03

You know how to pop the ball? You know how to pop the ball? That's easy. But anyways, uh, I know how to pop the ball, and I think that's jump it, jump it. Yeah, jump it. Yeah, three.

SPEAKER_05

How do you do it though? Let me ask you that. I hit the bottom. You scoop it up. Is that what you do?

SPEAKER_03

No, it's not a scooping. No, it's just I don't look at it like scooping. I look at it like I'm pressuring the bottom, and and the force of popping the bottom pops the ball up. I never looked at it like scooping.

SPEAKER_05

How do you do it though?

SPEAKER_03

So I have my bridge set up, my bridge is set up, and my the tip of my cue ball is hitting the bottom of the ball. It's hitting the ball. So you're scooping. Yeah, it's oh it is. Yeah, that's why you're saying scooping up all that.

SPEAKER_05

Let me let me um educate. Not educate. Let me just educating because I ain't no fucking teacher. I'm just fucking getting this. I'm just letting you know how the pros do it. The pros, they do it with a smaller cue. So they have a specific cue. It's called the jump cue. And these sticks for this movie. Yeah, you have you have three different cues. I think. I I yo, all right, I'm a amount.

SPEAKER_03

Give me that. What are the three different cues?

SPEAKER_05

You have a breaking, you have a breaking cue. Will you start? You will to break, because it's full power, like your boom, you're you're it's a heavier stick. Strong. It's a heavier one. Then you have your Q in which you do your regular shots. That might be a lighter cue. Why? Because the lighter the Q is, the more control you have on the white ball. So the more that you could do the English, the left English, the right, you could do bottom right English to make the ball make contact and then spin back to the right, or left English, bottom left English, uh back spin. Bottom, my bad, all these terminologies, bottom left, and then when you hit a bottom left, the ball makes contact. And it goes to the left. So that's that's your lighter Q. That Q might weigh like 18 ounces, 18.5.

SPEAKER_03

Wow, you're factoring in the weight of it because that's how control works.

SPEAKER_05

The break queue might be like 21 ounces. Break queue might be like 21 ounces. I don't know. There might be heavier. Like I said, bro, I'm just a regular guy who but you're good at it. You're good at it.

SPEAKER_03

That's the difference between that. Yeah, and like prototype just said, that's not that's how you are pro at it. The process of that. But that's prof he's speaking professional terms.

SPEAKER_01

But where are you gonna leave your cue ball?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's the reason behind that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Is where are you gonna leave your cue ball after it makes your shot?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but but but like it educate me if I'm wrong, but I heard Rogan say this too in that same episode. Real good uh pool players are thinking three shots ahead. They're thinking about where the ball's gonna get now, where the ball's gonna get in the next one, where the ball's gonna be in the third one. That's what I'm thinking. Where I'm gonna set the table is like that. So I'm gonna move on. I'm gonna tell you. I play chess.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna tell you, yeah, that's what I was about to say. I'm about to tell you two things. I heard that on the case. So the last it's chess. The last cue. The last cue is the jumper cue, which is uh it's uh it's a smaller, it's a smaller cue, and instead of scooping it up from the bottom, how you were just describing, you hit it on the head, on the actual head of the ball.

SPEAKER_03

Reverse from the top.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, no, you hit it like directly, and when you hit it directly, that energy goes to the ball and makes it bounce on the table, and then that's how you properly do it. Because if you were to do that in a tournament, that's that's a foul. If you were to do it, it's a foul.

SPEAKER_03

I don't look at like scooper because I'm hitting the bottom, but you're right, it is scoop.

SPEAKER_05

If you put one of these cameras, yes, you're such a gifted. I'm scooping. And I get it when you say I get annoyed. I get annoyed. I'm a scooper. I get annoyed with people that do that. Okay, look. I only get annoyed when somebody talks shit to me. When they're like, bro, like you'll still beat them with it. No, you're not and I'm like, I'm like, look, I'll I'll play stupid, like how you wanna play, you know. I've played in I've played in tournaments, I've won first place. Nothing crazy, like it's all local. That's why I think I'm my my best friend, my not my best friend, my fucking brother, bro. Shout out to my dog Ed, bro. Real tall. That's my fucking brother. He's that's Instagram, we'll put it right here. Nah, that boy anonymous. We're not gonna put it right here. Nah, I'm just kidding. He's nah, I'm just kidding. He ain't anonymous, bro.

SPEAKER_03

So do you wanna put it? Is he okay if we put it? Is he gonna be like that? Why you put my shit on the podcast? Nah, nah, nah.

SPEAKER_05

It's not it's not it's not about that. Um, there's just some people that don't like fuck with social media like that. And I have totally said is he okay with it?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, because you never know.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, it's that like come on. He's not in social media, so we ain't gonna tag it. But I'm just saying, like, shout out to him because he's just be like, bro, like, you're like uh the neighborhood uh like star when it comes to pool. Like, because in my in Miami Lakes, um, yo, fucking referencing. We talked about it. No, no, no, whatever. No, I'm saying, like, say it. No, I said my I said Miami Lakes. I'm like specifically saying like what pool hall I play or whatever. I don't give a fuck, bro. Do you want to? Anybody runs up in there, I got them. I'll play. Challenge them, shoot your shot. We do a shooting. I don't give a fuck. I don't fuck. I'll play, I'll play it and if you beat me, I'll be like, bro, great, great game. Don't care. Um, but he's ready for the smoke.

SPEAKER_03

That was tremendous, humble way to be like company.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, but I just don't care. Like, I see a like the game, it's like it's just for fun. That's how I feel about chess. No, and then that's that's all the things.

SPEAKER_03

I play chess too. Oh, we gotta run it. We're literally.

SPEAKER_05

So I gave you the last Q, which was the jump ball cue. So you got the break, the Q that you use for your regular shots, and you have your jump ball cue, and then you said the thing about chess. So shout out to my dad for this. Since like third grade, I've been playing chess. I've won first place tournaments in that. Wow. And pool was like the physical version of chess. And what's cool was that like pool came after chess for you. Chess came first, and then pool came after. Yeah, so pool came after chess. That's crazy. So then I saw I was like, I'm like, damn, I gotta be like three, four steps ahead, like you were saying. So when you learn how to control the wide ball, bro, you you literally when you see a person play pool when they're not like most guys that I that that I play randomly sometimes, because when I get late, bro, I'm like, bro, let's run it. Like the person next to me, I'm like, bro, his boys are like, oh yeah, like fucking banging is hitting super hard.

SPEAKER_03

You want to play, you want to humble. Oh, no, no, no. Not really.

SPEAKER_05

It's just more, it's just more like for competition. No, not really, because they ain't competition, bro. Oh my god. The guys, the guys that are the guys that are competition, they're cool, they're gangster about it. They're they're cool, they're chilling. No, they're they're they're vibing, they're just fucking shooting their shit. Don't brag about it, yeah. No, and they're just playing by themselves or they have their little gloves on and shit, like they have their their fucking thousand dollar cues, and then me, okay. When I get lit, when I get drunk, which I already finished my drink, you know, like another one. Sorry to ask it that way. I feel like a fucking celebrity standing in the city. You are the celebrity, you're on the aircastle. You're the air slope. So yeah, when when I get when I when like you see these guys, bro, they're bro, they don't the good players, they're not beating, they're not smacking the ball super hard. They're not like like fucking boasting about how crazy that shot was. So I see the dude next to me like talking crazy. I'm like, bro, let's run it in front of all his boys. Oh yeah, who's the best guy here? I'm like, who's the best guy here? That guy, I'm like, bro, let's fucking run it then. Let's let's play a game. And and then they're like, bro, this motherfucker looks like he's gonna. I'm like, now we're real. I'm like, I don't know, man. Let's just let's but then when you see a person like me that like understands the game, every shot I make, it's it's intentionally either to make it, to make the ball, or to leave you in a fucked up position.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, which is like chess, which is literally just that's any sports game, that's any no football, that's anything. Even if I'm losing and I can't get to the first down, I'm gonna punt it in a way that you can't advance, and it's gonna be harder for you offensively. That's everything in sports. Baseball. Baseball is like, alright, let's get it out of here, and this and that. Billiards is crazy. I've had some crazy games where I come back in. But what was the crazy thing you want to say about billiards?

SPEAKER_05

I want to say the crazy thing about about about pool is that I think I think um bad, brother. So the crazy thing that I wanted to say about Pool, I think that pool is like one of the hardest games to perfect because like when you play soccer, you have a team. When you play basketball, you have a team. But with Pool, it's you doing the like the X, you have to be perfect, you have to hit it the right way, you have to be focused, you have to breathe in, breathe out right, you know what I'm saying? Like it's it's like a perfect game where only you can make it perfect. Messi, you know, he's a he's a fucking god. We all know that, right? But if he doesn't have a good team to pass in the ball, he ain't gonna shine. With Pool, it's all on you. It's literally all on you. Fighting, it's it's like fighting, yes, it's all on you. You have to be able to execute with all the pressure of people looking at you, of everybody like you know, cheering on for the other person, you know, all those shit talking. You have to be able to fully roll to that's the I mean I say it's a crazy thing because I can like you're telling me that Poole is better than a soccer player like Messi or Ronaldo, like no, no. I'm saying that the concept of it, it's a lot harder. Yeah, it's almost the same. I think fighters can feel the same way because you it's all on the city.

SPEAKER_03

There's an argument, there's a pressure in relying on nobody but yourself, and you but yourself, yeah. Even if you have a team that's helping you practice, helping you train, helping you drill, it there's still a power, and like, hey, I have to do this myself. I'm I and when I'm in the game, there's nobody I could get an assist from, there's nobody I could pass it to. It's just me. It's only me. The ball's bad, it's my fault. The ball's good, it's my fault. The assist's not there, but guess what? All the glory is there. Yeah, that's why that that's the cool thing about being an artist and not a producer. Producers, it's a collaboration. You need the artist to be good and shine on the record. Yeah. When you're an artist, it's like, I don't care who the producers give me a beat I make myself. We're gonna rock. And it's it's a little bit of a difference. So guess what? There's so many producers that make a lot more money, but I'll be honest, I don't want to say it's easier because it's hard sitting there making a beat, but I just feel like you don't you don't have to do the legwork of putting a brand out there, a face out there. You have somebody doing it for you. And as long as the beat's slapping and it's a tremendous musical record, and the artist could put it there, you you're on there. So you're on there. So you so are you agreeing?

SPEAKER_05

Are you agreeing with me that being an artist is almost the same as being like a professional pool player?

SPEAKER_03

You are an artist. When you're a pool when you play pool or any sport, that's an art form. You're practicing it. I like that. All that practice, it's an art. It's all art. It's all right. So you agree with me, but you agree. I absolutely 100% agree with you. I'm gonna handshake with you just so you know. Facts, facts, facts. For sure agree with you. It's all art. I played football and baseball. I grew up, I wrestled a little bit. I love sports. I'm I I I I'm an odd I'm an audience member. I fucking digest sports all the time. I love sports, all kinds of sports. I think hockey's the hardest sport in the world. Because not only can I do you have to fight, but you have to be skillful. You have to know how to work a puck and your stick. You also have to be able to take a blow, uh, you know, a drop. You also know how to you have to know how to balance, you have to know how to do plays. It's soccer. It's soccer on ice, it's football, it's UFC, it's everything.

SPEAKER_05

But with a small with a smaller net.

SPEAKER_03

And guess what? Way smaller than that. Besides Wayne Gretzky, how many hockey players can you guys name?

SPEAKER_05

I don't think I could name any. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_03

And that's and that's another reason why I love it so much. The Florida Panthers are killing it. They were in the finals two years ago, if not last year. The point is, hockey is so raw, and that's another reason why I love hockey players. They're not doing it for the glory. They're not doing like baseball, basketball, football. Those guys, there's there's Odell, there's Steph, there's uh um uh Aaron Aaron Judge, there's all these raw baseball players. Like there's there's there's popularity there, there's a vision. Hockey, you can't make nobody. You're doing it because you love the sport and you love the grind and you love the the craftsmanship of yeah, I could rock the thing and I got my hands ready and I'm ready to go. But um the thing about being ready to go, it's just like dating in life. And you gotta be ready to go in Miami, but you also gotta be patient and you gotta be strategic because you could get locked up in a relationship, have a BM that's gonna ruin your life, or have a baby daddy that's gonna ruin your life, and it's you gotta be strategic. I'm almost 30 years old, I haven't had a kid yet. Who knows? Imagine by the time this episode comes out, I have a girl pregnant. Hopefully not.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03

My dad is saying, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But you never know, and that's the beauty and scary part of life, pero it's it's you never know, dog. And I want to ask both of you because I'm always looking for advice and I need help. As a guy who's been single, always looking for my future BM if I'm lucky enough to have a BM and have kids. What do you guys look for in an ideal woman? Do you have non-negotiables? Is there like is there something you look for? Like, as the hair is whack, I mean I mess with you. If the teeth are bad, like I don't have like like girls call it an ick. Do you have an ick? Is there something that like oh I can't rock with that? I'm not I'm not even gonna give you a chance. Because I I give everybody the chance. But then if like, oh, okay, your breath is really bad, it's it's crazy, it's it's a rap.

SPEAKER_02

Combative, combative is uh red flag.

SPEAKER_03

What do you mean combative? Can you elaborate?

SPEAKER_02

Argumentative. Yeah. You want a girl to be sweet and docile. I'm not trying to hear you snapping all the time and you know, dudes ain't ish and all that. Any girl that says dudes ain't ish, they don't understand dudes. And I can't deal with it.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, you you could disagree with me. You could have like, oh, I don't want to go EC for the wanna eat steak, and I I get it. Like, we're I mean, well, that's a whack thing, but it's like, but I I get you, I get you, yeah. Combative is whack. When it's it's over the line and you just want to argue for fun, and it's like, what are we arguing about? I get it. I always say that like the customer's always right, the wifey's alright. Happy, happy wife, happy life. Nah, I don't believe that. I don't believe in that. I don't believe in that. You gotta, as a man, you gotta tell her that. You gotta tell her that. Even if she's like, listen, I'm gonna let you think you're right, but you know you're wrong. You're like, I've had that conversation so many times. Listen, uh listen, Lil Mama, I'm gonna let you think you're right, but you know you're wrong. But it's okay. We're out.

SPEAKER_01

Come on, let's go, let's go. So you're saying you don't agree with that for the sake of argument.

SPEAKER_05

So yeah, I guess you agree with it just to have her not fight with you.

SPEAKER_03

In the moment, in the moment, I've had those moments, but the truth is ideally it's not that, and like, but you're asking you're asking for advice.

SPEAKER_05

Um, and I'm a lot younger than you. Give it to me. Come on. Um, I've learned that you have to hold your frame from the moment you start talking about it.

SPEAKER_03

Stand on business. You gotta stand on business.

SPEAKER_05

Principles, facts. Yeah, like I'm I'm not gonna sugarcoat things unless I'm just trying to hit it and quit it. I'll sugarcoat, yo, believe it all. Yeah, yo, yeah, talk back to me, tell me I'm crazy. Oh, for sure. And once I bro, all I need is one time. After that, I don't give a fuck. Because you already put yourself in that category of me not taking you seriously. Now, if I'm taking you serious, I see potential in you. You don't got your ass throwing on Instagram, you're close to your dad, your parents are still together. He's snapping. Um he's snapping already.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. Let him cook, let him cook.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know, I don't know. Like, you know, you dress modestly, you know, fuck. There's there's a there's a lot. But you're asking me for advice.

SPEAKER_03

No, that's perfect though, because I asked for ice, but the truth is I wanted to ask for positives first. But the way the conversation was going, I was like, what are the bad things? But you just said a bunch of good things that you like and you look for in a woman that you like not necessarily to congratulate, not necessarily like they have to have it, but when they do have it, you're like, Oh, that's better. I like that. Brownie people.

SPEAKER_02

If they want to deal with you to that extent, they have to have what he's talking about.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. If they want to deal with you to that extent, yeah. Facts.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, yeah, they gotta have their own, man. They gotta have their own.

SPEAKER_02

And most dudes is gonna agree with that, like, universally, like, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05

The thing is that it is so we what we do is that we reject these girls, and I look, I'm gonna say this in front of the camera, in front of all you guys. I ain't no expert. I learned not that I learned, but I st I learned it from experience. But I also study um shout out to Fresh and Fit uh the podcast, because they literally are showing you in 4K how these girls from modern day are gonna react.

SPEAKER_03

So certain girls, those are those aren't all girls.

SPEAKER_05

I think I think not certain chicks, yeah. That's we're in Miami.

SPEAKER_03

Understand people in Miami, so we're a little bit okay. Um, I don't want to say influence or poison, but uh, we have a Miami vision. There's people in Idaho, people in even in New York, there's a couple that don't live half of the lifestyle we live, and it's different. Wait, not going out, it's not crazy. I'll talk about the Idaho. Give it to me.

SPEAKER_05

I'll talk about the Idaho chicks. I'll talk about the Chicago Idaho chicks. I'll talk about the chicks. I'll talk about them. But you know what they're glorifying? The girls that live in Miami. You know what they're asking. That's a dream life. That's the dream life that they want.

SPEAKER_03

Like a like a man would be like, oh, I want to be a successful rapper, DJ, and just live the life, easy life, whatever the hell, nerdy shit. Like, you know, like that, that idea. But the those women in Idaho, like the guys in Idaho want to be a successful rapper, whatever the hell. The women are like, I want to be a successful girl, so I'm fresh and fit. No, not a successful rapper. What do you mean idolizing? What are they idolizing? I just think that being in Miami, just living in Miami?

SPEAKER_05

Jeez. No. Not just being in Miami. I think it's more of um the lifestyle. They want to be in the boat on the boats, in the yachts, and the vacations, and they want to flex on all their little friends that hey, look, I was that dumb little uh girl that worked at fucking Wendy's, and uh, yeah, I was cuter than you guys, but I didn't know my potential. And now look at me here in Miami with fucking Drake and with all these big artists, and I I made it. No artists involved.

SPEAKER_03

Eric got up, Eric.

SPEAKER_02

Hold on, I gotta quote, I gotta quota ball. I think they're falling in love more with the story of the Instagram or then the story itself.

SPEAKER_03

It's a journey, it's not the destination.

SPEAKER_02

The Instagram story is bigger than the story. Listen, hold on. The Instagram story is more important than the story for them.

SPEAKER_05

Facts.

SPEAKER_02

So if they're showing you the highlight real, they think that shit is real. But when they go home, that shit don't affect how they really feel.

SPEAKER_05

No, they a lot of them that's a bar for you. A lot of them cry at home, bro. A lot of them, dude. A lot I've known a lot of chicks, man, that they're they're fucking miserable, bro. No lie, they're they're they're living the best life on Instagram, but they're fucking miserable. And with that being said, a little quick shout out to my sister. She did not take the whole life. She fucking got four kids. She's beating me at the game of life. And I'm gonna catch up to you, sis. I love you. I got my respect. I love my little next one. We know you are she has four sons, four boys. Wow, she's so blessed. And her shout out to her baby daddy. She picked a great guy. Um, no lie. That to me is one of the best things I ever have. Because my seeing my little sister not choosing the whole life, the Instagram life, but choosing the wife.

SPEAKER_03

She's younger than you or older. She's younger.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. She's she's uh she turns 27 now. I turn 28 now.

SPEAKER_03

My sister's 21, so I'm going through all that now.

SPEAKER_05

No, and I have a younger sister. She's 18. She turns 18 in December, and I'm guiding her. I'm telling her, hey man, like, listen.

SPEAKER_03

What are you gonna do now?

SPEAKER_05

Listen, you're about to turn 18. You know, I know, I know you're dating. I know I ain't stupid, you know. But I let all her little little boyfriends know that I'll whoop their ass if they ever try her. And that's a fact. And not just that pool. Not just that pool or chess. Not just that pool. Not just that pool, chess or fighting. I'll whoop their fucking ass. I will drown. Yo, he's cool as fuck. I fuck with my dog. You too. I'll clap you up for that.

SPEAKER_03

I will drown you in a pool, too. That's what he's saying. We're gonna play pool soon, though. All three of us, triple time.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah. So I love the fact that my sister, she she took the mom life. She, but then also you gotta see that from our parents. Our parents, 16 years, we saw them together. You know? We had a good example. That's why when I see a chick that has a good dad and the mom are still together, I'm like, damn, you know what? That's what I'm saying. I see, I see why you're so nice, so uh not nice to me. Has value. It carries weight.

SPEAKER_03

That's why I look for that in women. Why she has shame. Why she has shame. And that's why I look for that in women because the truth is, um, and nothing against people that don't have like a strong mom mother. My my parents divorced when I was young. So I I did that. Me too. But me too.

SPEAKER_05

But we turned out great. Exactly. We turned out great.

SPEAKER_03

Exactly. But when people are blessed and have the luxury of having them together, I see that, and it stands out a lot of times. I'm like, wow, I get it. And but a lot a lot of times también is the opposite too.

SPEAKER_02

But uh no, we was great, but if you would have picked, you know, them together, for sure you would pick that first.

SPEAKER_03

If you can control it, you can't control it though.

SPEAKER_05

You can't control it.

SPEAKER_03

You can't control anything in life. Look, life is 20% who you are, 80% what happens to you, and how you deal with it. Yeah, exactly, how you deal with it. Exactly. 20% what happens to you, 80% how you deal with it.

SPEAKER_01

You don't know what's gonna come at you with the money.

SPEAKER_03

You never know what's gonna happen to you. That's why I love chess, failures, all these things, because you you have to deal with the elements, the factors. Like work, like work, like life. You we all have day gigs, we all have day jobs. Even if you're chasing your your dreams and just doing a craft, it's it's a grind, especially with music or anything. It's a grind with everything. We all have jobs, right? Uh three, we could all get out of the other.

SPEAKER_05

I got three jobs, and I'll say right now. I'm wearing this because I just got out of my other job. I was with a chick too, and you you hit me up, you were like, yo, let's go. The uniform helps.

SPEAKER_03

The uniform helps on the date with the chick. The uniform helps.

SPEAKER_05

I mean, it's just I guess I'm bro. I guess I smell like fucking food. Hey, I'm in the food, um, food industry. Shout out to all my servers out there. Shout out. Um, yeah, bro. And she was cool. She was cool, she was understanding. She was like, hey man, like, go fucking make it happen. I was like, all right, bet. Like, I'm like, I'll see you another day. That's a good that's a chick right there that I'll fucking help her out. She needs uh help with her phone bill, even her rent, some food, whatever it is. That's an understanding chick. That's a chick. That's the type of chicks I hang out with.

SPEAKER_04

And you hit her up again.

SPEAKER_05

No, and she and she's yeah, we hit her up. Yeah, no, she's she's she's there. She's one of my one of my friends. I have a lot of friends.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you said one you said one time on the podcast, you said that we're all we're very similar, but makes us different, or vice versa. I'm trying to break down what you mean. Because I think we're more similar than we are different as a whole. That's what makes us simple.

SPEAKER_03

That's what makes us similar. I love how you point that out.

SPEAKER_02

No, but you said but that's what makes us different. So it has to be either or. Like we're more similar than we are.

SPEAKER_03

But here's the thing you know, are you familiar? I've never seen snow in my life. I've seen snow from far away. I've never seen snow up close. Snowflakes, there's no such thing as one snowflake. They're all different. Every single snowflake is completely different. But they're all snowflakes. They're all snow with the same concept, the same idea, same creation, same perception.

SPEAKER_02

Everyone appreciates you calling me a snowflake.

SPEAKER_03

No, I'm not uh whatever. I'm a those snowflake. But I'm just saying, human beings, human beings are all the same, but we're all different. We're the same. We bleed, we're gonna die, we whatever, we piss, we shit. Some of us have babies coming out of us, some of us have to be able to do it. So I'm bringing it back.

SPEAKER_02

I'm bringing it back full circle moment. Okay. Cause you because you said to him that, you know, oh, we're talking about the Miami girls and the girls that are in the city. Most of these girls are the same no matter where they're from.

SPEAKER_05

Facts.

SPEAKER_02

They may be as a little more simple than the Miami girl, but that's my point.

SPEAKER_03

In Idaho, shout out to Idaho. But there's there's wild girls in Idaho too. It's not like, oh, it's a specific Miami girl. I know a bunch of people that are beautiful in Miami, and they could have been beautiful whether they lived in Idaho, Hawaii, Kentucky, anywhere.

SPEAKER_02

Idaho is crazy.

SPEAKER_03

Don't get me wrong, the influences of the city help and and hurt. They do both. They hurt help and hurt. Because I feel like if you could still navigate all these bad influences and distractions and still do your thing, that that's I love that. When I see a girl that grew up born and raised in Miami, like me, and is navigating through it, and they're not going out, they're not crazy, they're not about to be able to do it. So, what's she raised? Red flag. Even if she's born in Miami, red flag. Sorry. I'm at a point where I feel like I'm I'm at a point, you I'm gonna be honest with y'all, I'm gonna be honest with y'all, and y'all might think this is whack, but like I'm at a point where I try not to look. For red flags. For a long time, hair was a big thing to me. Like before I had long hair. Before when I was young in school, I felt like if a girl has unkept hair, that's crazy. Like, what are you doing? Unkept hair? I mean, like, I was in school. Now I don't care about that. Now I get it. Hey, you're having a bad day. You're having it. It's life. Life happens to all of us. Now I look for like I all the red flags that come to me, I try to dispel them. Like I give people a chance.

SPEAKER_05

Like which one? Like which one? Give me another one. Hair. Like, wait, hair was one. Give me another one.

SPEAKER_03

Breath smelling like of seafood. You would think it's hygiene. You immediately think it's hygiene, but it's like, oh, what if they work in a restaurant and she hasn't told me she worked in a restaurant?

SPEAKER_05

So I'm saying, like, give me another one. Give me another one instead of hygiene. So here's my thing.

SPEAKER_03

Red flags that are uncontrollable, it's the way you treat people. If we're at a bartender and like I'm trying to get the bartender's attention, or if we haven't done it, and you're yo, hey, what are you doing? And you're a woman and you're like being rude about it. And finally, when the bart maybe you're not being rude about it, but when the bartender finally gets you, you're like, oh, we've been here forever. And it's like, what are we doing?

SPEAKER_05

I'm dropping her off. I'm dropping her off immediately. Are you dropping her off immediately or are you gonna stay with her?

SPEAKER_03

Hey, yeah, yeah, I'm not I'm not doing that. Like it's like, and no, I'm not you know that that's wrong.

SPEAKER_05

I wouldn't drop her off. I'm gonna keep on like believing her life.

SPEAKER_03

No, I'm not gonna give her a chance. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. What if what if she's just upset? What if she's just upset? Girls, if she does it again, it's like okay. No, don't care.

SPEAKER_05

You gotta you gotta be a lady at all business. Stop playing with me. Stand up business. Stop playing with me.

SPEAKER_03

And you gotta stand up business. That's stop playing with me.

SPEAKER_02

So if you if you had to tell a girl advice on how to be a good woman to her man, what would you what would be your directly strange?

SPEAKER_03

My advice is this imagine you had a son, you listening, the girls imagine you had a son. Imagine he's gonna meet the future mother of his children that would be your grandchildren, your future whatever daughter-in-law. How would you want that girl to treat him in that club, in that strip club, in that uh wedding, in that party, in that gym, in that public how would you at all times, but imagine that first engagement. How would you want that engagement to go? Would you like to be cool just out of oh yeah, because I'm a woman and I'm cool and I I need you to respect me and I'm an alpha and it's like that? Or would you just like to be the same way you'd like that person to treat your grandkids? The same way you'd like that person to be with your daughter forever. That's my message to that person. But she doesn't know. What are you telling her? She doesn't know what I'm telling her. She doesn't understand what you're saying. Think about it. Think about that. Just think about that imaginary person energy.

SPEAKER_02

Women want to be led, so they want you to tell her exactly what you want her to be to the guy that she wants.

SPEAKER_03

Love. Love and and think about how would you like how would you like to be treated? Not just in a sexual way, not just in any way, but in a matter of respect.

SPEAKER_02

We got people that say they love somebody for their whole life, still don't know how to love. What are you saying to them?

SPEAKER_03

Listen to them. Not just what they talk, but the way they act. Pay attention. Pay attention. Pay your dues by paying attention to not just the way they act, not just the way they talk, but how they act and talk, how they look at you, what they say, and when they say it. Pay attention to all those things because it's all one language and it all connects. And it's all justifying the other things. Why they say it at that time is why they feel at that time. And if you love that person and you care enough, that's why you're taking the time to do that.

SPEAKER_05

So you're saying it from both perspectives, or you're saying it from her.

SPEAKER_03

Both. It's both. It's both. It's both. It's both. It has to be for both because a woman and a man has to know. Oh, that's what you don't like from me, that's what you like from me, that that's everywhere. Boundaries, but also passing the boundaries in a positive way. Oh, that that that's what makes you feel good. That's what makes you feel happy. That's what makes you feel confident. I'm gonna lean in on that. Oh, that's what makes you uncomfortable. That's a boundary I don't like. I'm gonna pass that.

SPEAKER_02

She wants to know the five things that she can.

SPEAKER_03

I know where you're getting at.

SPEAKER_05

I know where you're getting at.

SPEAKER_02

She wants to know five things. It's not that easy. It's not that easy.

SPEAKER_03

I'm gonna give you five either way. I'm gonna give you five either way. But number one is never understand it's never that easy. There's never gonna be a list. You have to take the time to make it specific. All of my guests, I try to have questions lined up for them specific to them. Because it's unique. That person you're with, you're choosing to be with them. So out of respect to yourself, out of respect to yourself, take the time to research and understand that person. Because they're all unique. And you don't want to be caught up with somebody you don't know. And then you're being you're complaining about something, you're complaining about something that they've happened to me before. That happens to all of us. But it's our fault because we're complaining about something that this person's been doing their whole life. We just didn't take the time to pay attention. Oh, that's how they are, that's who they are. It's my fault. That's number one. Number two is love yourself. If that person doesn't love themselves and they're constantly looking for love and appreciation and acknowledgement, and what's the word? Um certification. There's another word I haven't heard yet. Oh, you're telling you you're telling her to love herself. You told me five, right? Five things to tell the person. Okay. Love yourself. That's number two. Number it should be number one. Number one is love yourself because if you don't love yourself, you're in no position to love anybody else. And the fake biggie movie, the the fake biopic, fake diddy. He said fake diddy tells bio big fake diddy tells fake biggie if you can't love your world, you can't change the if you can't change yourself, you can't change the world. Fake Diddy tells fake biggie that. And fake biggie's like, you're right, buff. And it's crazy. But the truth is that changed my life. Yeah, if you can't change the world, you can't change yourself. And I look at that like if you can't change.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, wait, if you love yourself, if you can't change the world. It's not about changing.

SPEAKER_03

Don't worry about changing people. But Biggie, that that's how the quote in the movie goes. If you can't change it, if you can't change it.

SPEAKER_05

I'm like super lost, man. I don't know what movie you're talking about. I'm sorry. Biggie, you know, Biggie. I'm like super well, I did well. Biggie. Yeah, yeah, no, Biggie, but like was a recent movie.

SPEAKER_03

When I was in high school in 2013, 20. No, this came out 2009, 2008, the Biggie movie. It's called Notorious.

SPEAKER_05

I was like fucking running away and shit. Dig down the shit. I know who Biggie is, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I was thinking about the he was end knocking.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

What? He was end knocking because your boy that used Oh he used all the ends up. Wait, what did you just say?

SPEAKER_05

That's actually really funny.

SPEAKER_02

I can't, I forgot. I don't know the joke. What are you guys talking about? We're one of the podcasts now.

SPEAKER_04

You're talking about the Phaser when he used up all the N-words.

SPEAKER_02

He used up all the N-words for the whole season. Oh. Right, I ain't gonna lie, I'd be I'd be slipping out.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Phaser, if you're listening, and we know you are walling. He said, let me ask you this.

SPEAKER_05

Let me ask you this because you were quick, quick. You were you were gonna do the big three, yeah. Big three? No, no, go ask me. I'm I just want to ask you, do you think men and women are equal? Because wait, you're I'm only asking you this because you uh like you're coming from a a very um give women a chance giving them a chance type of thing.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you have to.

SPEAKER_05

I mean you have to to have kids without them. Wait, we we wait, we can have kids without them? No without women.

SPEAKER_03

If women, if Thanos came and said, I'm gonna snap all the women off the world.

SPEAKER_05

No, you threw me off with Thanos. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03

We can't have women without kids. What are you talking about? No, yeah, we can't.

SPEAKER_05

We can have kids without women. What do we wouldn't listen to? But you know, yeah, no. What you said was totally different than that. So we don't need them. I'm like, wait, we do need them.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, no, no. I said we need them. I said we do need them. I'm saying we do need them.

SPEAKER_04

We can't have kids without them.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, can you say kids without women? My bad. I said I heard I thought I can't, my bad, my bad. I heard how we can have kids without. What are we talking about? No, I'm saying um let's be nice to the ones that that yeah, that doesn't make sense. I'm sorry. Let's be nice to the ones that deserve it. That actually deserves it. No, no, no. And let's not get and let's not give a chance to the ones that don't deserve it.

SPEAKER_03

I give benefit of deaths to everybody, and that's wrong of me. Fuck that, dude. That's wrong of me for doing that. I give benefit of deaths to men and women, nothing. Wait, he had it that right question that he wants you to answer. Do you think we're equal? You say sometimes we're not equal in the the sense of reproduction. Like like I could fuck another woman.

SPEAKER_05

I'm not talking about I'm talking about in the Bible, it goes God, man, woman, and then the kids. Do you see it that way? Yeah, and if you don't, you're you think if we think we're equal, you'll be like God, man and woman, and kids. That's what I'm asking you. So here's my thing.

SPEAKER_04

Absolutely not.

unknown

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_04

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, wait. We don't want the audience to get swayed. We uh and plus we want air to have a lot of people. Hey, look, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_03

Anyone listening in the audience, you have to make your own opinion. My opinion, and that's why I love these hot conversations and these hard questions, is because this is my chance to have my opinion and my and listen, I said in uh past episodes, my opinion is allowed to change. I'm a human being. Yeah, yeah. What I think now is when I say women are equal, I mean in the sense of yo, you could be an astronaut, I could be an astronaut. You could be USC fighter, I could be USC fighter. That's what I mean. Now when we're getting into deep contents, because like, yeah, I can't have babies, but women can have babies. No, but you're talking about the dynamics. I'm talking about the dynamics, I'm not talking about the physical A woman needs a man to lead. Not all the time, but in certain things. And when it comes all the time, yes. But when I'm saying All the time. Okay, but here's my thing. If a woman, let's say you have a daughter, let's say the wife dies, let's say the wife dies and you don't have a stepmom yet, and and you have a daughter, and the daughter's trying to figure out school, trying to figure out life, trying to figure out she's gonna be great, but you want her to oh, I need a guy that's to my boyfriend to show me how to have a job. When you say a woman needs okay, let me break it down though. When you say a woman needs uh a man to lead, I feel that when it comes to family, when it comes to real life shit, that's really deep, a real deep rooted question. If the mom dies, but I'm trying to give a really general whack example of a really surface example, not whack, a surface example of what if that girl's because if you start like that and everything in life is about man, man, man, you need a man for everything. That same little girl's gonna grow up to high school, to a corporate America job, to whatever the hell she grows up to be, and be like, I need a man, I need a man to show me, I need a man. If I don't have a man, I need a man, and guess what? The wackest women I know, all you whack women listening, and I know you are, I love you, I hope you get better. But the wackest women I've been in my life need somebody. They need somebody, they need friends, they need a relationship, they need no homie. You need to be able to be, you need to be able, you need to be able to do without as a human being.

SPEAKER_02

Y'all wanted a viral, y'all wanted a viral moment.

SPEAKER_05

This is going to be I love you to death, brother. And I got so much respect for you and your dad and everybody. We're allowed to disagree. But yes, I'm I have to disagree with you on that, brother. When it comes to channel, wait, please let me let me know.

SPEAKER_02

Can I get a first can I get a first stab at this? Can I give it yo this this is a viral moment? This is a viral moment. Women need men. They do a lot of facts. Can I go on a tangent?

SPEAKER_03

Before we go off, before we go off, let me clarify. For certain things when it comes to family, yes. But when it comes to a job and school, what do you mean you need a man to fucking study? You need a man to give you the answers to school. What do you mean you need a man to get out of here?

SPEAKER_04

We got one, we got two minutes. Bro, break it down, nigga.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna give you a tangent right now. And we're about to have a viral moment. So that's the five of y'all. Women need men. They do. Women need men for everything.

SPEAKER_05

At all times. Everything.

SPEAKER_02

Women need to be led because they're gonna wake up in the morning and feel like, damn, I don't feel like going over. I don't feel like doing this. And they need them and be like, no, you you need to do this because you told me last week you need it, you you need to do this and you need to finish this by this time and this time and that time. Because if not, I'm not gonna feel like life is complete. So you need me to tell you what exactly you need to do. I'm gonna tell you like this, like I told somebody the other day. My mom needs me. Why? Because I'm the guy and I'm a man that's younger than her, but I tell her what she needs because I'm the only one that knows. And she's like, wait, but your dad never told me this. Yeah, because he wasn't ready to tell you. And you need me to tell you. And I'm the youngest, and I'm the youngest of of her four kids that was the first to do a lot of things. And I and I say that humbly. So she needed me to put her in her in her place. Respectfully. I love my mom. Why would she not listen to me? When her mom passed away, I mean she rest in peace. My grandma was my superhero. Like, I was right next to her when we had to watch her get buried. I was there. And I had to tell you, mom, you gotta be strong, cuz you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm gonna need you anyway. So women need women need men for everything. And and that's not like oh, like damn, they can't do it by themselves, and and that's a bad thing. No, it's not a bad thing. This is what you need, you know what I'm saying? Like, if if if if you if you a Christi, if you Christian at all, and I'm not religion based, but you know, Adam should have never listened to Eve, if that's how the story went, right? Because if Eve, if he would have listened to Adam, then supposedly when it says to the scripture, like we'll be living forever, right? And that's kind of crazy. So women need men and everything to help them. All right, listen, get to their full potential.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna agree with you 1000%. Like I said, I love everyone of you guys, you, your dad, everybody, I respect you. But I'm gonna have to disagree with you on that. Why? Because the best women are the ones that need those are the best women. Those are the ones that I like to hang out with. Why? Because they make me feel like that man. Their man. The only wait, hold on, hold on, hold on a second. Don't give me a chick that's opinionated as fuck. So, like I said, I might have to disagree with you on that. The best chicks are the ones that need me.

SPEAKER_03

The prayer guy father.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, because they because they need me. They don't know shit. They don't know shit. They need me to guide you.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, so give me all right. So this is how we're gonna end it. This is how we're gonna end it. You done? We're gonna do a big three draft. No, this is no, we're gonna end it with a big three and the message. I'm here with you. The big three draft is ideal wifeies. If you wanted to give the audience examples of wifeies that you'd want your wifey to act like, if you have wifeies, that's full cool. We're not gonna get into all that. We don't have enough time. But big three draft for the episode is ideal wifeies that you'd like your wifey or BM to one day act like. If like not doesn't have to be exactly like a celebrity? Well, whatever. It could be in real life, it could be a character. I'm thinking like Will Smith, like in the Fresh Pitts of Bel Air, like An Viv. That's a cool mom. Like that's a cool mom. You feel me? On Viv is gangster.

SPEAKER_02

She was a pain in the ass.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I love that. That's a pain in the ass. Okay, but okay, cool. But she switched people. It's two different characters.

SPEAKER_02

No, you're talking about a light skin one or a dark skin one. Alright, listen, cow and chicken.

SPEAKER_03

Exactly. Light skin and dark one. That boy, wait, that boy had two? He had two shorties? There's two fresh Pittsbell Air wife, moms, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I'm so young. I'm so on Vivs.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, bro, listen, why don't we make it the big three is the three big qualities in a woman that you've got to do.

SPEAKER_05

We already did that RJ. We're not doing that. No, I don't think we did it. Oh damn, I'll do it. I'll show you. I did a RJ. I'll say feminine beautiful.

SPEAKER_03

We already spent a lot of a long time talking about that. Feminine beautiful. Alright, big three, imaginary wifeyes. Imaginary wifey's. Or whatever wifey that you like to have. If you're a polygamist and you have three wifeies, I'm gonna have I'm gonna have three wives. I'm thinking. Oh, okay. Alright, number one. Draft pick number one.

SPEAKER_04

Damn, but like Who's your first draft pick?

SPEAKER_03

You only get three.

SPEAKER_05

So damn, I'm I don't know. No, but but none of these chicks are wifey, bro. Eddie celebrity, none of them. None of them are wifey. That's why I said it doesn't have to be the one, it has to be ideas of the movie or anything. I mean, okay. I mean, fuck. I mean, okay. If you're talking about hotness or if you're talking about actual wifey. Everything.

SPEAKER_03

It's a compilation.

SPEAKER_05

Bro, fuck, I picked three babies right now, but like wifey's, bro. I don't think none of these are. Alright, we're gonna do this better. We gotta do this better.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, so we're gonna do it like this.

SPEAKER_02

No, how about top threes of what they should have to be wifey?

SPEAKER_05

There you go. I like that. Jesus Christ. Alright, man. One by one. Let's go taking over the Eric one. Top three things to be my. Top three things to be my wifey. You gotta be no social one, one, one. That's it. No, you said three. No, but we go one by one.

SPEAKER_04

It's a draft.

SPEAKER_03

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04

So when I pick, if I if I'm one, one, one, and then one, two, and two. Oh, shit.

SPEAKER_03

So if I pick what you want, you gotta switch your pick. You feel me? I'll say I'll say inspiration. Feminine. Oh, G. I'll say inspiration. Feminine and inspiration. Because I thought I was gonna give three. Don't laugh. My dad laughs because the whole order gets messed up. My organization gets messed up. It's chaos. My dad loves chaos. Let's go. Let's go. T H chaos is what my dad is. Order out of chaos. Give me two. Give me two. Give me two picks. Wait, you told me to give you one? One. No, but he messed up the order. He said feminine and inspiration. He already did two, so starting up with two. Oh, he did two. We're not doing a snake draft.

SPEAKER_05

It's like chess.

unknown

We do two steps in the first move.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03

That's not how trust is at all. I don't know what to do. It's only the pawns. My dad clearly didn't know how to play trust.

SPEAKER_05

Can move two spaces up. Oh, spaces. You said moves. Come on, we gotta wrap this up, brother.

SPEAKER_02

Damn, feminine is such a vague. Um that's fine. But feminine which is everything, right?

SPEAKER_05

That shit covers all three. So feminine and inspirational.

unknown

My god.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, feminine inspirational, feminine. F-I.

SPEAKER_02

Quiet, no social media.

SPEAKER_03

Quiet and no social media. That's crazy. No social media.

SPEAKER_05

What if my BM has music? Or or or have it or have it private. Have it private. Have it private. And I need to have it. Look, look, have it private. I need to have your I need to have your your password. I can't agree with that.

SPEAKER_03

What if my BM is Ariana Grande? Alright, Javi. Let him go. Let him cook. Let him cook. My next two picks are gonna be. Oh never day, Ariana.

SPEAKER_02

He's pequeñito talking about grande.

SPEAKER_03

I'm talking about Ariana Grande. Lil Mama, Boca Rotum Shorty, my girl. Come on, hit me up.

SPEAKER_02

Air Pequeño.

SPEAKER_03

That's one? I'm bigger. I'm bigger. Big H. Listen, one and two is you gotta be a listener. You gotta listen to me. And you gotta listen to yourself. And you gotta listen to the situation at hand. Be a listener. What? That's more. And number two, be independent. Nah. Wow, that's a draft. What's your last pick? Oh, can I let me get the pick before him? That's what I do here.

SPEAKER_02

Number one air test. Number one.

SPEAKER_05

Last pick. Last pick. Okay, I'll see. Dependent. Last pick. You get one thing. Okay, last pick. I want a broke chick. Give me a broke chick. That's my that's my pick. Give me a broke. Are you broke girls can hit me up? I'll take care of you. Your third pick is broke. I want a dependent. He's already said dependent on it. I picked it. Dependent.

SPEAKER_03

And it's basically the same. Yeah, give me a broke chick. You can't take it if you picked the first broke. It's different wording. He said it first. That's a draft.

SPEAKER_04

He said it first, though.

SPEAKER_03

He said we're giving it to Javi. I'll give you a broad one. No, no, let Javi.

SPEAKER_04

Let Javi give me another one.

SPEAKER_05

I'll get another one. That's yours.

SPEAKER_02

No, that's yours then. I'll help him out. You're forever like that.

SPEAKER_05

Give me a quiet chick. Shut the fuck up. The whole time.

SPEAKER_02

I said quiet. The whole time.

SPEAKER_03

Alright. My last pick is gonna be.

SPEAKER_02

Low key, low key, feminine is in that bracket.

SPEAKER_03

My last pick is gonna win the draft right now.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, wait, before you finish, finish women, women in general, you're gonna love everything he says. Of course. Let him cook.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, listen. My last pick just won the draft. My last pick won the draft. Because my pick right now, you can't include it in your draft. So if God came to you right now, if the genie said, hey, all your three draft picks are gonna decide your BM, my draft pick just won the whole draft right now. My third pick is you have to be a biological woman. What's the last message for the for the draft? I'll say, I'll say, I'll say don't be a hoe. You guys are gonna have wifeies in the guys. I'll say don't be a hoe. I mean, damn. You're done. You're doing a big four. That's the other podcast. No, just don't be a hoe. Just don't be a hoe.

SPEAKER_04

Message to the world, message to the world, Javi.

SPEAKER_03

One message. Quick. Message to the world. It can't be more than a minute. One message. Nice, concise, and precise. That's how we do it out here. It can be about it.

SPEAKER_05

Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Message to the world. The 304 is my dad's message to the world. Message to the world. My dad is a little bit more. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got a message, message to the world. Message to the world. Hey, work as hard as you fucking can. Put in 70, 80 hours like I do, and just fucking grind. Shut the fuck up. Feel some fucking pain for once. And fucking go at it. Don't care what anybody says. Stop going to those parties. Those parties don't fucking matter. And also, don't chase these hoes. Chase that paper. Chase that fucking your grind. Chase whatever it is, your purpose. Chase that shit. And while you're chasing it, on the way to chasing it, stop at a bar. And if you pick up some shit, have a one-night sand, whatever. If it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. You keep fucking moving. Psychological one. You keep fucking moving. All my shorties, all the girls out there, listen. Don't fall victim to this whole mindset. You ain't gonna win. At the end of the day, you're gonna get ran through by all the top motherfuckers and nobody's gonna want you at the end. So don't fall for the feminism bullshit. Don't fall for the trap. I promise you, it's cool. It's cool for the scumbags like me that love that shit.

SPEAKER_04

But I'm gonna fucking just kick you to the curb.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna lie, I'm gonna believe it. Hey, my Zodiac sign, I'm a tourist. What's yours? Pisces, we fucking match. You're a Capricorn Scorpion. We match, yes. Yes. You wanna fucking act up crazy when you're with the we're ordering drinks at the bartender? Let it ride. Don't give real. Don't give a fuck. Let it ride. But pay attention to the guys that be like, bro, give me a quick message. Come on, come on. Pay attention to the boys. Bro. I'm lit. I'm lit.

SPEAKER_03

I'm not gonna deprive you.

SPEAKER_02

Um very simple. Um, bro, I know you got to do it. When it comes to because we because on this on this episode, we've been talking about relationships. Um, women who want to be with a one guy, stop listening to single women's advice.

SPEAKER_05

Damn, that boy snap.

SPEAKER_02

The boy snap. Don't listen to your single friend's advice. Girls night overrated.

SPEAKER_03

They're single for a reason.

SPEAKER_02

So you go get your dude and take care of the dude to secure that. But you know what's that's the real bag.

SPEAKER_03

But you know what's not overrated? The aircut. Best podcast in the world. Thanks for y'all for listening, man. Thank you for having me. Thanks for checking in. See y'all next week. It's all here. Follow my guys. Yo, we go, we go, we go, we're gonna talk, bro. We go talk. We're gonna talk. Hold on. I gotta do this for the first time ever. Theme music.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chico good boy. It's official air. Better know I don't care why races or color or hair. Yeah. If you find an if you dare come ride on the chair with a Chico player hit my whole thing.

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